So how's it with you? I've got another in an interminable list of holiday parties to go to this evening. One of these parties, I'm gonna have to bust out the "Bah Humbug!" hat Darcy bought a few years ago, a jolly red hat with gold script letters that proclaim the abovementioned words.
I am the king of the slack, call me Slackmaster Dubmonkey XIV, if you will.