Then you get to guess, entering emails of likely candidates, "Hmm, is it her? Or her? This is so just like her..."
Then you soon realize that it is none of the above. Not only that, but now your "Crushes' will be subjected to the same spam torment for all eternity as well.
Now a bunch of you are probably saying, "That gullible bastard, HE'S the one!" Possibly one of you is saying "oopsie..."