Anyway, that is neither here nor there. Fabby is happy with the girl, and as a fellow dude I feel a certain responsibility to make sure the girl is not mortified thinking I may have heard something. Truly, I heard nothing, as I had the headphones on, but I am "asleep" so the headphones are also irrelevant. I guess I may now relate the crux of the dilemma... The movie is over, I now need to pee, but now that the headphones are off, I realize there is now conversation occurring, I can only assume conversation of the winded yet fully satisfied sort. But as I am "asleep," I cannot just run to the proper room and cut a whiz, or I will be revealed to have in fact been a "light sleeper." Light sleeper=conscious listener=mortified girl.
I would do a poll of my options, but I don't know how and by the time I closed the poll some resolution will have occured (at least it damn well better!).
A. Go to the bathroom and cut a whiz, to hell with the girl.
B. Creep into the bathroom, sit down, aim for the side of the bowl above waterline, don't flush and hope I am not heard.
C. Make use of the nearest bottle.
D. Hold it.
E. Piss myself.
Tomorrow I'll let you know which I chose...