April 19th, 2005

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Dream Fragment Dialogue

"Nobody has been to the highest point in the universe, but I managed to shimmy to the tip of my own penis, and I could see it from there."

I figure it is either:

A: Claim toward a fantastically large schlong.

B: Claim of a fantastic session of masturbation.

or

C: Beeblebroxian pickup line, "Hey baby, its a known fact you can see heaven at the end of my dick..."
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