We hope your stay in Monday will be most pleasant.
A few things to make your Monday a bit easier.
1- Coffee, while quite enjoyable, is not a recommended substitute for sleep.
2- We are all in this Monday together, so there's no use acting like you are the only person in Monday.
3- If all else fails, just remember: If you stick with this Monday long enough, no matter how bad it gets, it will eventually become Tuesday...