"Spare the goats and spoil the lambs!"
Screamed the Farm Man,
"It's raining fireballs and boulders and radioactive debris"
"Run for your lives and kill your wives,"
Cried the Preacher,
"It's the end of the Christian Era"
"You'll never make it; no need to fake it,"
Giggled the Anti-Christ,
"Just put on an Otis Redding record and start the Dance"
(If you are reading this, and your name is Page, you really should be studying, but I wanted to try to beat the king of lyric recognition...)