1) When cooking anything, make sure yyou have all the ingredients. Kraft Mac & Cheese has simple components. Don't cook it up and toss in the powder only to realize you have no milk. And, just to let you know, another half stick of margarine is not a satisfactory substitute.
2) Funny mis-hearing on tv. Actual phrase: "Career in Dental Hygiene" I heard: "Career in Genital Piercing."