I Said, "Who, Me?"
They said "Yeah, you. You used to be a disaffected Teenager, we can tell,"
I said, "So what if I was?"
They said, "These days, us disaffected teenagers get drunk off our asses."
Who was I to argue? My fellow kin were getting drunk off their asses, I had to join in.
Of course, they were getting drunk later., and I didn't eat anything today so...