Ten Wildebeests in a Teacup (johnboze) wrote,
Ten Wildebeests in a Teacup
johnboze

A Proposal...

So, I had this idea. I was walking down the road with a sunfish in my hand, you know, some people call 'em sunnies, some people call 'em bluegills. They are just about a handful of fish.

Anyways, after the first mile or so the fish stops struggling, I figure, well it probably died. Then, another coupla miles I notice the fish is starting to feel kind of warm. It was a pretty hot day.

Later that afternoon, I've crossed into the next county, just following the road, and the fish has really started to smell pretty bad, then I come up with this idea. Water Jackets for anglers...

You take an inflatable vest, but instead of filling it with air, you fill it up with water. Have a couple fish-sized openings up top of the shoulders, maybe seal them with some kinda flaps, maybe epaulets... It would be made of clear plastic, so you could look at the little fishy, swimmin' in your jacket. There was another reason for the clear... oh yeah, you could have little gobs of algae or somethin' in there to make oxygen for the little fishy to breathe...

Whaddaya think? I could make millions...
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